We Are All Stories In The End

weaver-z:

Me and the other ex-evangelicals watching this r/n

(via notanotherjw)

jw-horror-stories:

phinnneganawake:

shepherdtheflockofqueers:

no ex jw has social skills, if you’re an ex jw and you have social skills, no you don’t <3

I have very fake social skills that people think are real social skills which ultimately means like 3 people actually know me

That explains my customer service abilities. Eh, I’m able to make use of this cult upbringing at least.

-Mod Degurechaff, works retail.

soyeahso:

ghettoinuyasha:

simplywlw:

gay culture is never attending a single high school football game

what if youre in the marching band

Gay culture is being in marching band and still not knowing the rules of football

(via crabstick)

aviewfrommercury:

My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.

Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station

(via crabstick)

nutheadgee:

Wig? Snatched. Follicles? Dragged. Edges? Pulled. A fucking legend.

(via everthehero)

tackylesbians:

taricvevo:

tackylesbians:

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

(via phonytonyy)

alrightanakin:

I love using “my guy” and “my dude” and “kiddos” and “friend” for everything because there’s so much affection yet an unbelievable amount of sarcasm and that pretty much describes my personality

(via tomaemylyn)

ukulelekatie:

Self care is rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender

(via tomaemylyn)

makotou-niijima:

me: “that Pokemon looks cool”
Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s 4x weak to fire.”
Me: “he go swoosh swoosh and its cute”

(via crabstick)